老外的笑话

urcc026

THE HOTEL BILL
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to think about this.  My wife and I were travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George .  After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. We only planned to sleep for four hours and get back on the road.  When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.

I exploded and demanded to know why the charge is so high. I told the clerk that although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00  Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'.  I insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use. 'But we didn't use them", I said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says..

'But we didn't go to any of those shows,'  I said.  'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, I  replied, 'But we didn't use it!' The Manager was unmoved, so eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.  I  wrote a cheque and give it to the Manager.

The Manager looked surprised when he looked at my cheque.   'But sir,' 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.


I replied: ''That's correct, since I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad,  she was here, and you could have.'


藕英文不好，请楼下搞个汉化版吧。嘿嘿

urcc026

水区里轻松一下，满好玩的，自己沙发了

wzhwwj

谷歌了一下。是这样的。

酒店帐单
下一次，你认为你的酒店账单是太高，你可能要考虑这一点。我的妻子和我是乘坐汽车从维多利亚乔治王子。经过对近11个小时的道路，我们太累了，继续下去，并决定采取一个房间。我们只打算睡4小时，获得了回头路。当我们检查了4个小时后，向值班人员手中我们为$ 350.00的法案。

我爆炸，并要求知道为什么收费如此之高。我告诉服务员，虽然它是一个不错的酒店，房间当然是不值得$ 350.00然后秘书告诉我，$ 350.00是'标准税率'。我坚持要发言的经理。

经理人看来，听我的话，然后解释说，该酒店拥有一个奥林匹克规格的游泳池和一个庞大的会议中心，这些都是我们可以使用。 '，但我们并没有使用他们，“我说。''那么，他们在这里，你可以解释说：经理。

他接着解释，我们也可以在显示该酒店是著名的一所。 '我们已经从纽约，好莱坞最好的表演，在这里和拉斯维加斯表演，'的经理说..

'但我们没有去那些显示任何，'我说。 '好吧，我们有他们，你可以有'基金经理的答复。

没有什么市容经理提到的问题，我回答说，'但我们没有使用它！经理人不为所动，所以我最终放弃了，并同意支付。我写了一张支票，然后交给经理。

经理人看起来非常吃惊，当他看着我的支票。 '但是，先生'，'这只是开出支票为$ 50.00。


我回答说：''这是正确的，因为我与我的妻子收取$ 300.00你睡觉。'

'但我没有！基金经理感叹。

'好，太糟糕了，她在这里，你可以。

urcc026

谷歌英文版, 大意还行, 不过这谷歌中文看起来别扭呀.
还是用正版的吧

4521mj

大概明白其中含意.....

jllm

那啥看着也太费劲了吧。

laolidong

让谷歌翻得更不明白啦。